
I'm not over the hill -
I'm just on the back 9
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FORTY
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FIFTY
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SIXTY
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SEVENTY
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EIGHTY
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The older the violin
the sweeter the music!
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In Dog Years I'm
dead!
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Be nice to your kids, 'cuz
they pick your nursing home! |
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Let's not age -
Let's just marinate! |
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Age is just a number
and my is unlisted!
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Age doesn't matter
unless you're wine |
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It's official -
I've become my
MOTHER
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I'm not 40 -
I'm 18 with 22 years experience!
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I'm not 50 -
I'm 18 with 32 years experience!
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OLDER,
WISER
SEXIER
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Pushing XX is enough
exercise for me!
(fill in an age) |
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It took me
XX years
to look this good!
(enter an age) |
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