The older the violin
the sweeter the music

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Be nice to your kids, 'cuz
they pick your nursing home!

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Pushing XX is enough
exercise for me!

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Age is just a number
and my is unlisted

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Age doesn't matter
unless you're wine

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It took me XX years
to look this good!

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I'm not 40 -
I'm 18 with 22 years experience

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I'm not 50 -
I'm 18 with 32 years experience

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OLDER, WISER
SEXIER

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It's official -
I've become my MOTHER