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I'm trying to lose weight, but
it keeps finding me!
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I've started a GIN & TONIC diet
So far, I've lost 2 days!
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Laughter burns calories
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He who indulges
BULGES
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(Sample photo coming soon!)
Dear God,
If you can't make me thin -
please make all my friends fat
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If STRESS burned calories
I'd be a size 5
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(Sample photo coming soon!)
Happiness is an
elasticized waist
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(Sample photo coming soon!)
Another Day,
Another Diet
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